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13 April 2005 @ 09:16 pm
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I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
I WILL NOT USE THE BLENDER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
 
 
 
been rubbing a bad charmpedx on April 15th, 2005 03:49 am (UTC)
The other day I guess I didn't have the bottom of the blender screwed on tightly enough (wtf, who knew?) and when I poured my milk in and turned around to get a banana, it all leaked out onto the counter, and I just stared at it dumbly. I guess I can't use one either.
selva oscuraanonymousblack on April 15th, 2005 03:54 am (UTC)
well
i mean, i had the lid on, tightly
and it still splattered all over?

this wouldn't have happened if ben was here.
secret ways of beingmuted_rain on April 15th, 2005 04:16 am (UTC)
now honestly,
did you write that out nineteen times in full,

or did you use control v? *s*


*hughug*
selva oscura: [rs] huganonymousblack on April 15th, 2005 04:20 am (UTC)
no, i used control "c."
THEN i used conrol "v."
and i was supposed to have pasted it 20 times.
"can not be trusted to use blenders or count properly."
selva oscuraanonymousblack on April 15th, 2005 04:34 am (UTC)
"or offer the proper spelling of 'control' with great reliability."
NullRegrets: Stark Prayerhighestself on April 15th, 2005 11:44 pm (UTC)
you too, eh?
selva oscuraanonymousblack on April 16th, 2005 03:27 pm (UTC)
in the days since mixergate 2005, many people have come to me with stirring testimonials they were not ready to reveal in full here.

one kind woman's story culminated in, just this saturday, having to scrub crusty whipping cream off of her ceiling.

surely, aggressive blenders are the great invisible menace in this culture.

surely, something must be done.

(stirring testimonials. HA@)