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26 May 2016 @ 11:01 pm
the evening's entertainment  
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE DOGS
THEY'RE CUTE BUT THEY LICK EVERYTHING
 
 
mood: EVERYTHING.
music: MY KNEES SMELL LIKE DROOL
 
 
 
(Anonymous) on May 27th, 2016 11:53 pm (UTC)
I thought that was the whole point, of course I would like to think my own drool smells at least as fragrant as a chihuahua
selva oscura: parkeranonymousblack on May 28th, 2016 06:08 pm (UTC)
it wasn't until kerian the boxer tried shoving his unimaginable dripping tongue in my mouth simply because i scritched him behind the ears that i started to understand why i've always kind of been scared of dogs. worst thing parker the cat would do to me was flick his dry sandpaper tongue on my eyelids when he really needed to get out of the bedroom. this was a code red, though, by the time we got there i'd not responded to less squicky stimulus.
(Anonymous) on May 28th, 2016 07:25 pm (UTC)
At least with dogs you don't have to worry about waking to them looking directly into your eyes and in their best Javier Bardem imitation and you'd swear you can see their little lips move as they say "call it"
selva oscuraanonymousblack on May 28th, 2016 08:19 pm (UTC)
see, this is a rescue dog that also did an alarm wee of anal gland fluid that drove me and jes out of the apartment for a couple minutes, so... yeah, cat wants to watch me while i sleep, stare at me while i eat, organize an overthrow of our nation's capitol from atop the refrigerator with strange flashes of green and unblinking eyes... so long as they generally do it without an excess of stinky bodily fluids in every direction, we're good. ;-)