Where is everyone? It's 3 o'clock in the morning, you silly wizards. Do you plan on sleeping the whole freakin' day away???
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Where is everyone? It's 3 o'clock in the morning, you silly wizards. Do you plan on sleeping the whole freakin' day away???
ME: I think I'm going to have to wait to live my dream of working a dig in Kenya in my next life.
HE: Why? You can still do it.
ME: No, I can't. I don't like bugs or too much heat.
HE: That does limit your options. The Yucatan is out, too.
ME: It sounded so good when I was in the 5th grade.
HE: You'll have to work an archaeology dig in Seattle.
ME: I've already done it here. Near Mt. Rainier.
HE: True.
ME: And I had to put up with cows and rain and mud.
HE: There you go, you lived the hardship.
ME: My favorite part was cataloging the artifacts. I had to draw them, measure them, record the shape, size, color and material, like saying it was granite--
HE: It could have been another type of rock and you took it for granite.
ME: Don't make me stab you.
ME: You're my caveman.
HE: *growl*
ME: So pull my hair. Now.
HE: *laughs* I'll hit you in the head with my club--
ME: And drag me to your cave?
HE: Actually I don't think that really happened.
ME: How come?
HE: It wouldn't be very beneficial--
ME: To their propagation?
HE: Right.
ME: But I bet that's where the saying, "Not tonight, I have a headache" came from.
HE: *laughs* Not tonight, I have a fractured skull.