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03 June 2015 @ 02:27 pm
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it is possible that i should not be left alone in the same room with certain types of humor.

Poll #2012969 twenty questions i have no interest in answering, maybe you would like a shot:

am i drowning in myself?

almost
1(14.3%)
definitely
0(0.0%)
BOOTSTRAPS
2(28.6%)
you eat too much lentils.
4(57.1%)

what do i want?

ashes
2(20.0%)
snakes
3(30.0%)
thursday
5(50.0%)

what might i need?

car insurance
3(33.3%)
absolution
6(66.7%)

how many inches can fit into a minute?

how long can light continue traveling in space?

all the way to baltimore
3(42.9%)
to the rabbit proof fence
2(28.6%)
i have it written down somewhere
1(14.3%)
this is a trick question
1(14.3%)

who do you not accept?

science
0(0.0%)
gluten
1(14.3%)
BOOTSTRAPS
6(85.7%)

Who is your loudest omission?

where is our daughter?

this is a trick question
7(100.0%)

what language do i speak?

ovo/lacto vegetarian
0(0.0%)
witchcraft
4(57.1%)
maybe
2(28.6%)
snakes
1(14.3%)

how does eternity figure into vacuuming?

how many garlic skins in my history?

multitudes
3(42.9%)
lust
4(57.1%)

how many people am i offending?

quarantine
2(28.6%)
you are not supposed to eat that
2(28.6%)
i keep thinking there's something i forgot to do
3(42.9%)

where is a moment?

the refrigerator
2(28.6%)
the toilet
0(0.0%)
asleep
5(71.4%)

how does a corner grieve?

when was the last time you considered your remainders?

ashes
4(57.1%)
snakes
1(14.3%)
thursday
2(28.6%)

which is worse:

hunger
0(0.0%)
regret
1(14.3%)
this is a trick question
6(85.7%)

which of your daily tasks best demonstrate your mortality?

intake
5(55.6%)
excretion
4(44.4%)

in which ways do you feel out of phase with your peer group?

all of them
1(14.3%)
most of them
3(42.9%)
some of them
0(0.0%)
snakes
3(42.9%)

how many ways can you count to five?

is dust immortal?

probably
2(28.6%)
definitely
3(42.9%)
i'll have to get back to you on that.
2(28.6%)

BONUS: check all that apply

prove you don't know.
3(9.1%)
suppose absolutely.
0(0.0%)
every opinion diminishes you. including this one.
4(12.1%)
you only exist in what you see.
1(3.0%)
you've never met yourself.
4(12.1%)
don't forget to forget!
2(6.1%)
remember the first time you remembered?
2(6.1%)
you exist because of death.
2(6.1%)
what people remember about you has nothing to do with you.
4(12.1%)
memory destroys experience.
2(6.1%)
forgetting destroys experience.
1(3.0%)
love is a concept.
2(6.1%)
nobody we remember exists as we remember them.
6(18.2%)


additionally? my smartphone is unfathomable and duplicitous. corded rotaries are due to make a comeback any minute, right? i've been told never to post personal information on the internet so i'll give you two sequential digits of my number and that should be enough to figure out the rest given the subtle hints i offer elsewhere in this journal. then you text me an answer, right? i need answers. 8-4. PLEASE ADVISE.

further clarification(s) should rinse out in six to eight weeks or comment link below.
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mood: phasers stuck on post-modern
music: not one among us knows
 
 
 
selva oscuraanonymousblack on June 3rd, 2015 03:47 pm (UTC)
hunger/regret: same gut punch with different lighting.

Edited at 2015-06-04 01:18 pm (UTC)
[redacted]elsewhereangel on June 3rd, 2015 08:30 pm (UTC)
This was the most interesting thing to happen to me all day. I like you.
selva oscuraanonymousblack on June 3rd, 2015 08:47 pm (UTC)
i like you, too. also your answers. we should do this more often.
[redacted]elsewhereangel on June 3rd, 2015 09:00 pm (UTC)
I would enjoy that greatly!
Maryegg_shell on June 3rd, 2015 08:52 pm (UTC)
Very cool! That you posted it today? The world connections are at work!
selva oscuraanonymousblack on June 4th, 2015 01:14 am (UTC)
PLATE OF SHRIMP

(which is a REPO MAN thing.)

i actually wrote the questions in the paper journal toward the end of march. it was fun to make up the answers.
-: centereddeadletters on June 4th, 2015 03:39 am (UTC)
A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything.
selva oscuraanonymousblack on June 4th, 2015 03:32 pm (UTC)
it's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.
-: abridgeddeadletters on June 5th, 2015 12:28 am (UTC)
John Wayne was a fag
I heard his voice in my head so many times, sitting in nyc traffic behind the wheel of the ambulance. "The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."