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12 July 2015 @ 04:22 pm
our downstairs neighbor just assumes we're kinky  
you can always tell when i've stalled until the eleventh hour on a handicrafts project for witch group because i can be heard all through the neighborhood shouting PERFECTIONISM IS MURDER, LLOYD, over and over as i accidentally singe myself yet again with the glue gun.
 
 
mood: ow
music: layne redmond
 
 
 
[redacted]elsewhereangel on July 12th, 2015 09:31 pm (UTC)
GOLD STAR!
selva oscuraanonymousblack on July 13th, 2015 10:16 pm (UTC)
IF ONLY MY FAITH IN HUMANITY COULD BE MENDED WITH HOT GLUE
[redacted]elsewhereangel on July 14th, 2015 12:28 am (UTC)
LET"S GIVE IT A SHOT!!
selva oscuraanonymousblack on July 14th, 2015 02:34 am (UTC)
CAN WE START WITH THE MOUTHS OF ANY OLD WHITE MEN WITH LEGISLATIVE POWER WHO BELIEVE THE BIOLOGY OF THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM IS OPEN TO INTERPRETATION AND DEBATE?

sorry i think that's the last edit. maybe i understand why lj took so long to roll out the "edit comments" feature. or maybe i should only write things on the internet when i am entirely sober. yow.)

Edited at 2015-07-14 02:41 am (UTC)
selva oscuraanonymousblack on July 14th, 2015 02:57 am (UTC)
even i'll use the 'low' setting on the gun because the tissue of the human mouth is so delicate and sensitive. or so claim those commie liberal mouth huggers.