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05 August 2018 @ 07:50 pm
conflict of interest  
super ego: don't look at the dead rat.
id: GET RIGHT ON THAT AFTER I CHECK TO SEE IF THAT DEAD RAT IS STILL THERE
viseral reaction: DAMNIT WOMAN
super ego: ...given these current august steam bath conditions, it is perhaps in my best interests to avoid inhaling for the next five to ten seconds.
id: BUT WHY
body: [inhales]
id: OH PROBABLY THAT
viseral reaction: OKAY I'M GOING TO HAVE TO INSIST WE MOVE
super ego: that's it. i'm taking a fifteen minute porn break and will be out back. nobody bother me unless my intervention might prevent death, injury or illness.
id: SEE YOU IN THREE SECONDS THEN
viseral reaction: HOW DO I FILE A COMPLAINT