selva oscura (anonymousblack) wrote,
selva oscura

at first i heard "math class" and i stand by it

just when i think barbarella couldn't get any weirder she's condemned to death in the glass chamber of bloodthirsty parakeets

not a lot different from my family's kitchen in the mid-eighties, anyway, though we had several yards of mandarin orange venetian blinds encircling our aviary. see, our surname only means "gray" in welsh. in northwest suburbs of chicagoianese, it means "the keepers of that property where the parakeet your youngest child whined you into buying right before that extended vacation to denver will eventually be buried in a checkbox." sure learned our lesson about "birdsitting"

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