selva oscura (anonymousblack) wrote,
selva oscura
anonymousblack

slow to bleed fair son

well, it's the friday morning after the 2020 election. still awaiting results! still have hair. how? i had ben even out a problem area on monday, then listened to some enya and put the scissors somewhere secure but not memorable. i'm pretty sure i can locate them again with relative ease if i only just click my heels three times and make the wish. so far i've tried not to do that, because conventional restraint was not working in these times of heightened anxiety and i'm fairly confident my head's too lumpy to look good bald.
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favorite oral history from today, courtesy of ben's reddit feed: the exasperated small child, demanding to know when mommy is going to stop watching "the map show."


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